by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
by fuckuou November 14, 2022

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee
Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving
Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!
Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?
Ligma(also a squirrel): ....
Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving
Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!
Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?
Ligma(also a squirrel): ....
by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023
