deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Deez nuts

A fruit consisting an edible shell and a kernel

Hey, what’s in this chocolate?

Deez nuts

by Eueueueueueeueueueu January 26, 2023

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

deez nuts

Deez nuts

Suckon deez nuts

by Takoman2007 December 29, 2020

Deez nuts

The thing that hangs on below you for dear life lol

Bruh can't believe I lost deez nuts

by Jffhushrgofiofo February 1, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 10, 2022