An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
Deer suicidal or some shit?
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
Get the deermug. In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
Get the deer plowmug. It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
Get the Indiana Deer Stranglermug. After u bang your lover so good that if she trys to walk rite after her legs will be all wabully like when a baby deer trys to stand for the first time
by Bobbym209 January 27, 2024
Get the Baby deer legsmug. It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
Get the Whitetail Deermug. An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021
Get the Deer Partymug. by Wordman59420 April 21, 2022
Get the sniper deermug.