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deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
mugGet the deermug.

deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
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Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
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Baby deer legs

After u bang your lover so good that if she trys to walk rite after her legs will be all wabully like when a baby deer trys to stand for the first time
I gave her the dick so good when she tried to stand up rite after but she had baby deer legs
by Bobbym209 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Baby deer legsmug.

Whitetail Deer

It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
Alex: Did you kill a Whitetail Deer

Kyle: Yes I hit it from that back
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
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Deer Party

An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
"Man, that deer party we had in the woods last night was wild!"
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021
mugGet the Deer Partymug.

sniper deer

A YouTube channel who does not make good videos but gets subs anyways.
by Wordman59420 April 21, 2022
mugGet the sniper deermug.

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