notre dame

A University in South Bend, Indiana with an economically, ethnically, and religiously diverse student body comprised of rich, white, and catholic assholes that think they are better than everyone else. They think their football program, which rarely makes a credible, if any, bowl game is the best and most storied in the nation. Their fans hate the University of Michigan, which is superior athletically and academically to notre dame. Michigan has more overall wins, a higher winning percentage, more all time bowl appearences, more national titles depending on who you ask, a winning record against ND and has produced two heisman winners since notre dame's last heisman winner. Michigan also wins in the intangibles, as the Michigan fight song, The Victors, is superior to the notre dame victory march, which, coincidentally after one of the many times Michigan destroyed notre dame. Michigan stadium is also superior to notre dame stadium, whose design was copied and scaled down from the former. HAIL TO THE VICTORS! Michigan is also academically superior to Notre Dame, as we all of Michigan's graduate schools are ranked in the top ten and undergraduate programs like business and engineering are ranked in the top 5.

ND student: We are the best and most storied football program in collegiate history. I am also white, republican, catholic, and rich, and everyone who is not is inferior to me.
Michigan student: Shut the fuck up.

by nirvanarageatm May 25, 2005

Damen

A guy that leaves you on read 24/7. Flirts with every girl he sees. Doesn’t look or talk to you in person.

Wow Damen is such a douche!

by Jannie Marlatt December 20, 2017

Notre Dame

Notre Dame claims to be a top school in the U.S. Unfortunately, they do little to earn the reputation. As of the 2004-2005 school year, they have no computer class requirement; they have no required communications class; their required writing class only insists that students turn something in and show up to class in order to pass. Notre Dame is a place to network with a lot of people who have "made it." It's not really a place for a serious education.

The University of Notre Dame is no better than a typical state university despite the hype.

by enderFP wiggin July 4, 2005

notre dame high school

Literally the best school ever. Hard core partiers ;) Notre Dame girls can get any guy because of how hot and lit they are. Usually the seniors are the most lit but they are all pretty hot. All of the saint marys boys want ND girls. And all of the ND girls go for saint marys boys, chances are if you don't go to saint marys you'll get denied by a hot nd girl;)

-girls that walk around not even knowing how hot they are.... notre dame high school
-girls who practice at saint marys soccer field just running around while guys watch the girls and wish the girls were sucking their dick....notre dame girls

by The white candle February 20, 2018

Notre Dame Girls

The definition of a notre dame girl is a rich dyke. They spend all day spending daddies money on things that villa girls get with a wink and a smile. Unfortunately for them they will forever live in the shadow of their ultimate predecessors villa maria. Villa is better in sports, academics and life. Recently takin by a poll of the Villa maria class of 05' they voted Notre dame their second favorite boys school...thats right they couldn't even win that competition. So in conclusion a word of advie for you notre dame dykes...money runs out but style never fades...VMA FOREVER!!!

"hey im from notre dame and i think its hilarious to make insults on websites...no wonder i never get out"

by VMAPRIDE March 19, 2005

The Academy of Notre Dame

An all-girls school for complete whores. They all dress the same, drive the same cars, and there is nothing unique about any of them. They are complete tramps, unlike the classy girls of Villa Maria Academy.

"Wow that girl is a complete whore!"
"Yeah, she must go to The Academy of Notre Dame."

by Stefabulous March 18, 2005

Notre Dame

One of the Best Colleges in the Nation. Not only is the school of the Fightin'Irish one of the top 20 schools in the nations (according to US News and Report), it is also one of the top 20 schools for Latino students. (notice how Latino = not all white people). Not only is it accredited as one of the finest educations in the lands, it is also one of the best Catholic universities in the nation. Notre Dame has a diverse selection of students, sports, and activities all on one of the most beautiful campus in the nation. Along with it's long standing academic and religious tradition, the Irish's football history and current program is top in the nation. (Charlie Weis is a good man). So if a Notre Dame student or alumni seems snobby, it's because they have every right to be, they go/went to Notre Dame, and not everyone can be so blessed.
hey did Notre Dame beat Michigan in that big ol' ugly stadium they have in 2005? OH yes..they did.

Tom: hey what is that redneck ass hole doin peeing by my dorm?
John: oh don't worry, he's a Michigan fan..he's most likely illiterate and drunk already.
Tom: but it's 5 AM
John: Like I said..michigan fan

hey did Notre Dame beat Michigan in that big ol' ugly stadium they have in 2005? OH yes..they did.

by IrishMexi42 August 1, 2008