The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.
Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024
by Bombsgamer2221 September 14, 2023
During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.
Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.
Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.
by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022
Type of gangbang where only 1 person is having intercourse with the female at once and the other participants are in another room awaiting their turn.
by Puttygrabba February 20, 2024
Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
The process by which a typical wild Coriolanus will act to attract a mate. It will flaunt its ability to annoy others, and when it is confronted by another animal, it will act as if it was the victim. Other animals around it will act confused and then start to play with the Coriolanus. Once enough animals surround the Coriolanus, another one will show up, this is how they reproduce. Animals typically abuse the Coriolanus emotionally for fun.
Normal person: Hey guys look its a Coriolanus going through The Coriolanus Cycle.
Normal person 2: Yea look at him wave his arms for attention, and then cry about it.
Normal person: Haha, for real lol.
Dumb Cunt: Hey you guys can't laugh at him cause he is a homosexual.
Normal person 2: Yea look at him wave his arms for attention, and then cry about it.
Normal person: Haha, for real lol.
Dumb Cunt: Hey you guys can't laugh at him cause he is a homosexual.
by [Admin] Luuke September 17, 2017