cottage mung

Cottage mung is a cheese curd product with a mild flavor. The curd is usually washed to remove acidity giving sweet curd mung. It is eaten in salads, with fruit, and with fruit puree. Cottage mung is a favorite food among bodybuilders for its high content of protein while being relatively low in fat.

My great aunt fixed me a delicious bowl of cottage mung with sliced pears.

by wilcod February 8, 2008

Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.

When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.

by Thomaso January 23, 2007

Throttle Cottle

To throttle ones penis whilst watching another man over a web cam throttle his

Im going to have a session of throttle cottle before my mum makes my tea

by throttle man June 16, 2010

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

cotty

abbreviation of cottage

He's heading up to his cotty for the weekend and plans on taboozing the nights away…

by dunnoe? December 19, 2010

COTTON PATCH

The Part of a Womans panties (if equipped) in which a swatch of cotton cloth or patch is placed to meet exactly at the vaginal area, providing a soft surface for the genital area. This part also serves as an absorbing cloth for bodily fluids such as sweat, menstrual period, urine, feces and leftover sperm from the male partner(s).

Girl, I just dirtied my cotton patch with a little pee-pee...

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Cotton Donkey

Euphemism for Tampon.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."

by AnieBear January 28, 2011