"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.
My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?
by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason
Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
by leftphoenix July 12, 2017

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022

You are a Communist
by i play roblox on tablet as ... June 12, 2022

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)
Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“
Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?
Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?
by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020

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by SadSnowboarder July 11, 2020
