Skip to main content

Communist

"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.
My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?
by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022
mugGet the Communistmug.

communist

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason
Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
by leftphoenix July 12, 2017
mugGet the communistmug.

communist porridge

Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022
mugGet the communist porridgemug.

Communist

It's is the opposite of capitalism and as Lenin said "Communism is the goal of socialism"
You are a Communist
mugGet the Communistmug.

Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)
Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?
by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020
mugGet the Cannabis Communistmug.

Communist

If someone is rushing you then there russian. Russians are communist.
O.k. communist I'm coming.
by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019
mugGet the Communistmug.

Communist

Any politician or person who has the slightest difference in opinion than you on political matters.
I don’t like how the premier did his job, what a communist dog
by SadSnowboarder July 11, 2020
mugGet the Communistmug.

Share this definition