someone who thinks they know all about special operations units and weaponry or thinks they can fight alongside them because the spent copious amounts of time playing Call of Duty or some other spec-ops game like socom or Ghost Recon
*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
by 3/75 ranger July 25, 2011
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Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.
Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.
Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.
There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye May 2, 2011
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Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
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Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!
*Bunch of people disconnect*
Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!
*Bunch of people disconnect*
Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
by ghthhgfhg July 6, 2012
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by sbo January 2, 2014
Get the fudge commando mug.Commandbeer (v.) the act of seizing ones drink (particularly beer) if you have reason to believe the individual cannot/will not finish their beer
Chris cracked the last beer at 7am, and fell asleep soon thereafter. Kevin woke up at 9am and realized the folly of Chris' ways and politely commandbeered him as to not let sweet, sweet beer go to waste.
by shwoopmaster May 14, 2014
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"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019
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