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Comfortable

Welp...
Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
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comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.
Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.
by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018
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comfort level

“My comfort level is LOW, Bitch!”
by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023
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Comfort tree

You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree
by random-guy123456789 April 16, 2021
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Southern Comfort

My boyfriend tasted like southern comfort to me.
by Jfalix287 December 8, 2020
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weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025
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