Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Cob

A white male

Look at that fat ugly cob over there!

by Ugly White Cob July 22, 2018

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.

Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.

by Mellow Mikey February 21, 2011

Ohio Corn Cobbing

I woman or man sucking their partner's cock after anal sex in Ohio.

Kadi was ohio corn cobbing my cock after fucking her fat ass hole in fucking Milford Ohio.

by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022