Internet Cocking

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

by kimgee April 25, 2010

cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.

"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."

by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009

Clucking

A sound emitted by those who reject an item during interlock. The sound is a cross between a laugh and a choke.

Brian objected by clucking. He did not agree with the last item on interlock.

by cubed2206 August 22, 2011

triple clicking

This is when a girl is masturbating while on the computer.

She's typing pretty slow and messy maybe she's triple clicking.

by faeriesmgc05 June 25, 2005

clacking waggler

1) A term sometimes used in abstract math.
2) A reference to male with pierced genitalia.
3) Reference to a sex toy with parts that "clack" as it is used.

1) If X is a clacking waggler and all subsets of X are marint, then X is a supreme clacking waggler.
2) Dude, that guy is a clacking waggler. Its so gross!
3) My clacking waggler broke last night, and I cried

by booooob September 23, 2007

Blind Clicking

To click with ones mouse while not looking at ones computer monitor.

Shannon, how can you work while your chatting with Cara, what are you doing BLIND CLICKING?

by Chuman_slayer November 5, 2005

ryan cocking

a man/woman, name ryan, who enjoys cock, ie meg ryan, ryan c.(famous new zealand hockey player) etc etc

"who is that?" reply:"ryan cocking"

by NOTgray August 16, 2009