A conservative, usually encountered on the internet, who won't cop to being a conservative, and wants to be thought of as progressive when they haven't a single progressive stance.
"I believe in small government and capitalism, hate abortion and voting rights, but I'm a classic liberal."
by aveobelle June 27, 2021
by Shittsburgh Penguins suck January 04, 2011
by haha davonte! December 29, 2016
(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"
I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.
by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005
when a woman cheats on a guy multiple times, but the guy keeps going back to her crying for her back.
by ithiller March 09, 2007
We were at the DNA Tower and left him there, all he yelled was "MY ARSE IS FOR SHITTING", Classic Biggers
by tommymoron November 16, 2010
by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018