Dirty Chinese

Adjective; to have a

If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.

An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.

It is not used in a racist manner.

Lookin forward to a great big dirty chinese tonight

Had a really dirty chinese last night

by spinme November 19, 2010

undercover chinese

A person who is half or a quarter chinese, and doesn't look Chinese.

Henrietta: Ayo, is this kid white, 'cause his eyes is weird.
Joe: Nah dawg, he's one of dem undercover chinese. He's mom's probably chinese, but all you can see is his slanted eyes, revealing his inner-chinaman.

by Bonafide Koncept September 3, 2004

Chinese Zoots

UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.

'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal

by Dranicus August 1, 2010

Chinese style

Every time someone comes, bang a gong. No western utensils.

Patrick: I brought forks for the party, man.
Xian Pu: get those western utensils out of here. This evening was supposed to be Chinese style.

Alessandra: hi guys!
*Gong sounds!*

by andyourbirdisgreen January 5, 2011

Chinese taco

Eating duck sauce from a pussy

I had the best Chinese taco last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

chinese mcflurry

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.

Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."

by swaglord15 December 30, 2012

Chinese lemonade

When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth

Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club

by Cumnygget June 18, 2019