chili blasted

diarrhea of the mouth.

Talking to much

damn boy don't chili blasted me with all that info.

by Charlie T. Brown February 11, 2009

Road Chili

The end result an animal becomes after being hit by a vehicle.

That poor raccoon is road chili.

by Edna(c: March 08, 2008

mexican chilis

A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.

Those mexican chilis are so silly!

by #1 Banana March 02, 2017

chili tacoing

(verb) Defecating on one's mammaries and then commencing to grind the mammaries with the source of the defecation's vagina. Comparible to chili dogging, however exclusive to female genitalia capabilites.

"Gerald's mom is chili dogging their cat, Thump. No, wait, that would be chili tacoing, no?"

by Phineas P. Gage November 11, 2007

Chili Ring

Being so homosexual that, during vaginal intercourse with a female, the male must pull out then insert himself into her anus in order to reach climax.

Seth couldn't blow his load fucking the bitch from behind, so he sneaked in a chili ring.

by Dastardly Dan July 12, 2009

chili sundae

When a man diarrhea's all over a woman's chest, then proceeds to make love to her poo stained breasts.

Woman: yes poo on my chest, then push your weiner through my boobs

Man: hell yeah, love that chili sundae

by Benny Ka-Pow October 18, 2007

chili cruncher

When a man lays flat on his back and the woman goes up and down on his pole vigorously.

Sindy gave Tod the chili cruncher!

by Jared Mason October 31, 2007