two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

by jerjer April 13, 2006

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

by LingoLover August 24, 2009

chew n' screw

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety

Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one

by AGriz June 03, 2007

Chew me up

To get chewed up. Suck dick or eat pussy.

Guy to girl:"Chew me up hoe!"

by Nunya(; March 09, 2011

chew your food

Slow down.

When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."

by Ross Hogg September 24, 2002

Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 04, 2011

Chewing her gum

To chew on a girls va jay lips and stretch them out like your chewing gum. And to makes bubbles with them.

Rob i was with victoria and was chewing her gum all night.

by dyke wrestler April 03, 2011