Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

champong

To play beer pong with champagne.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.

Lisa: Wanna play champong?
Jared: No, sorry, I'm a man.

by Baller234 June 28, 2007

Street fighter champion

See definition of Kristen.

I always thought I was the Street Fighter Champion -- that is, until I played Kristen. -- See Art.

by Publisher of How to Be a SFC March 8, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004

chamona

some one who is tht total bitch mother in-law tht just won't fuck off

look at mary she is such a chamona

by the fuckkkkkoooooooo August 15, 2011

Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

by a-con October 2, 2007

champion

when you have a major plumbers crack

wow! did you see Chloes ass crack in math today? shes a champion alright..

by Sarahhhh April 15, 2006