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The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.
Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.
by Chopped March 2, 2014
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cesar torres mpreg art

art of cesar torres giving birth to gf from fnf even though cesars a guy and gf has canon parents. oh and mark is also there.
"cesar torres mpreg art" - person 1 (probably me)
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker
by xX_Peachy_Xx July 1, 2022
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Certain man

Annoying fuckin bitch, A certain man is someone who just annoys you, whenever this person speaks to you or looks at you, you want to punch them in the face.
he’s acting like a certain man
by Thiago silva August 21, 2021
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the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
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Cesar Chavez Day

It's a day when all the wetbacks get together to celebrate an evil dictator and drink tequila till all the Mexican women are pregnant. In reality it's just a day for all the illegals to claim a day off because they complained so much the government gave it to them.
"Man esay, I got so f*cked up on Cesar Chavez Day"
by Humboldt_Poncho March 30, 2009
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centaur

by Frost April 1, 2003
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Cesar

A personality type on group chats. Typically uses the words "accurate" or "oml" or "dying". Can be applied to any of the 63 genders. Probably high.
No one knows how the Cesar got into the group chat, he was just kind of there
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