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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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butthead

Only the best and uncombackable insult in the universe
BOY 1: wow your a fucking noob

Boy 2: shut the fuck up butthead!

BOY 1: ...
by JayRay January 11, 2008
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butthex

"Come on boyths, lets go have butthex."
by Jizzle Lizzle November 9, 2004
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buttho

A girl who likes it in the ass. AKA "poop shoot or cornhole"
She would not let me stick it in her vagina last night. She just wanted it in the ass. She is such a buttho!
by Virmagicus January 8, 2012
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buttchicken

A person that is a bad DJ or you say it when you are mad at them
If some body hits you you say buttchicken instead of saying ow
by Rainbow loom April 13, 2014
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
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