butthole stamp

To spread one's ass cheeks and firmly plant the butthole on the body part of another. Best achieved with a dirty hole to use as stamp ink.

If you don't behave I'm gonna butthole stamp your forehead!

by Leenkat May 28, 2018

Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014

Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

pemis butthole

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

by nothsaton May 1, 2019