Bud scale

1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.

The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.

2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.

1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.

2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.

by Chumbucket August 31, 2008

Bud light

A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit

Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light

Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 24, 2023

Oakdale bud

Shows people you ride your horse as good as you ride your cousin in a prideful manner.

Yeeee doggy I ride this horse almost as good as I ride this here horse. Yeeyeeyeyeyee OAKDALE BUDD! Yeeyeeyeyeye

by Unicornsarejusthornyponies February 15, 2019

bud sack

a sack of weed

I know this fool down the street that got caught wit a big bud in in his jeans

by Mario Lopez January 8, 2004

kind bud

High-grade marijuana. Usually very potent. Accompanied by orange hair's and white crystal's. Rarely will you find seeds. K.B.

Yo man I got some kind bud, go to the store and cop a dutch.

by Uncle Stoner February 10, 2003

goodnight bud

If a girl says this to you, look up friendzone

Girl: Ok talk to you in the morning goodnight bud
Boy: *holding back tears* ok yeah goodnight

by Ethan140 April 8, 2017

Bud Standard

The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.

No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.

Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.

"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."

"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."

by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009