cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

Bronie

A male fan of the series, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."

"Dude, are you a member of the herd?"

"Yeah, I'm a Bronie"
Fist-bumps are exchanged and both say; "Bro-hoof"

by ZeroIntrest July 17, 2011

Bronsexual

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot.

2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time.

3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king.

4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals

5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter

Another Bronsexual on the TL.
That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.

by Le0verated May 14, 2020

Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008

the Bronx

1. North city part of New York
2. Kind of cocktail
3. Jennifer Lopez grew up here and she always complains about how poor she was, but in fact she lived in the rich part of the Bronx.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little, now I have a lot
No matter where I go
I know where I came from
(THE BRONX!)
-- Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block

by Wolf of Darkness August 7, 2003

brontosaurus burger

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

by bradhannah August 4, 2008

bronie madoff

The Wall Street, suit and tie bro who has an entry level position at a mid level brokerage firm. Gladly offers his services to his upwardly brobile broskies. Often pitches woo to soft headed women about his brobility to make 100 grand in a week. Know for completely crediting himself as helping the head honchos at his brokerage firm brorchestrate a brostile takeover of Goldman Sachs.

Le'Bro James: Sweet! GE just went up by 5 points today, along with Procter & Gamble. I gotta thank Bronie Madoff for getting me into stock markets. I'm making mad paper!

Bro Diddley: Hell yes!

by Define Me! October 23, 2009