broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.

by krandall, writer September 26, 2008

broke um

Something a third party says whenever he or she overhears a particularly witty comeback. Similar to owned, or you got served. Like the others, the results are often nonsensical.

Guy 1: Hang on, guys, I just gotta throw this away.
Guy 2: ...I threw yer mom away.
Guy 3: Broke um!

by Jingles Man Sword Brothers September 05, 2005

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

by jody young July 13, 2006

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 05, 2018

broke ass

this herbito named Fannon.

Fannon quit being a broke ass

by the b.o.a.t. May 02, 2005

got broke

Slang term used in various situations to tease someone that loses out, or gets the 'short straw'. Often used to comment on a person not getting to something fast enough, and someone else gets it.

This term is usually followed by the word 'son'

Another way of saying 'sucks for you'

Me: " I brought donuts for everyone."
-Crowd of people bum rushes the donut box-
You: "Oh man, there are no donuts left"
Me: "Haha, GOT BROKE son!!


Walking down the hallway, someone drops something, and youre too much of a douche to help them pick it up... you just walk by and laugh and say "got broke!'

by oregonlane February 08, 2009

broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.

Dude! Who broke ass?!

by cine0n November 27, 2004