A goofy guy with Short person syndrome and a little Dick. Gets bitches somehow, and uses his collected 2 brain cells to play football and watch a fuck ton of anime to the point where it’s scary. Stubborn as hell. Does not like Chilis. If you see one in the wild, catch it with Diet Coke
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Get the Brock mug.Brock is a little bitch who wears a hat too big for his egg head. He thinks that most girls are attracted to him, but let’s be honest, they’re not. Many people have said that a Brock is also someone who acts like Bully Maguire from spider-man 3 when he walks around the school hallways.
What are you doing to that squirrel, Brock?!
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I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
Them: do you know Colby brock?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
by Karoline2257 January 2, 2023
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