Brittanying

The act of tying your sexual partner up, rim jobing them, shoving a dildo up their ass, and the proceeding to pee on them.

Dude, is he Brittanying someone?

I got Brittanyed so hard last night.

Peaches! Peaches! Dont Brittany me!

by Kaenanaoh February 9, 2020

Brittany

An intelligent being, who strive for independence they make great doctors, and are the most loyal friends or girlfriend a person can ever receive, if a person has her in their lives they should try as much as possible to hold on to her.

Jason broke up with brittany, and now he's going crazy for throwing away the best thing in his life.

by Kierdah November 23, 2021

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Brittany

she would be like the most slayed friend ever but when shes mad or jelly (gets jealous easily) shell ignore you for about 1-2 years. it would be rare for her to come back to you after one day. but when she trusts you, shes the best. shes energetic a beauty i swear to god i mean she is a god.... but she would leave you for another friend then come back because she knows her mistake.

Plus, people find the hots for her but dont understand that they dont actually like her.

random man: whos that shes pretty i wanna date her

me (friend) : no shit no way you will not

Brittany: I'm gay.

by shutthehedoublehockeysticksup September 22, 2022

Brittany

A "Brittany" is someone who you meet on tinder and have a loving relationship with for two years only for her to CHEAT ON YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING BROTHER AND RUN OFF WITH HIM AFTER ADMITTING TO YOU THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS A LIE AND SHE REALLY HATED YOU ALL ALONG AND WAS JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU

BRITTANY IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I HATE HER
-ME

by Birb! June 12, 2022

brittany

A sassy city girl who talks back to her mom and slams doors, and is a daddy's girl

OMG Brittany I haven't seen you in like forever

by Rawr <3 March 1, 2021

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011