big birding 

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

big birding by CraLITS April 26, 2024

Indiana Braiding Technique 

When someone braids from your buttocks hairs up to the hair on the head, then carry you like a briefcase

I wanna get the indiana braiding technique done on me, it seems great!

Indiana Braiding Technique by Indiana Braiding December 11, 2024

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

Free-birding by Kux July 9, 2025

Baby Birding The Meat

When you gag on Daddy's Cock and someone else takes over but they can still taste the vomit

Last night I took two girls home from the bar and they were Baby Birding the meat all night long

Baby Birding The Meat by OneTwoThreeSoxNine March 31, 2026

Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

Early birding by Party Barbie October 16, 2025

xavier and bridie

2 good friends
Xavier

Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.

Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)

xavier and bridie are boomers

xavier and bridie by Tigar_exe January 6, 2020