The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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Get the back door breeze mug.A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
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Get the Poseidon’s Breeze mug.that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY
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