double breakfast

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

cum breakfast

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

Swedish Breakfast

A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.

Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.

by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009

School Breakfast

The worst quality of something, supposedly food, available on the face of the Earth. Some of the foods in this classification include twat-waffles and cum-cakes. If it were legal the school would literally serve its students rat piss and donkey shit every day.

New Kid: Want to head up early to catch some School Breakfast?
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.

by somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

spanish breakfast

This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.

I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.

by R088Y April 17, 2008

breakfast pee

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.

I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!

by Judge Smails December 3, 2005

[English Breakfast]

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.

She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

by D. Butter January 26, 2009