Blooperbox

A funny online video contest where people can win cash money.

Yo dawg - that video is freaking hilarious, post that ish on BlooperBox, you know we fixin' to get paid!

by philtron3030 July 12, 2011

Blip Blop

The sound of Pewdiepie or Jacksepticeye when they're communicating with each other.

Pewdiepie: Blip blop

Jackseptieye: Sheep shoop

by BlipBlopMan October 13, 2019

bloke

An Aussie term for a 'cool guy', random bloke, etc but must specify which kind of bloke.

Whoa...I love that cool bloke!

by Aussie Carla August 7, 2005

bloke

Most commonly a glass test tube with a hole an inch above the bottom, used for evaporating methamphedamine into the lungs for delivery to the brain(or whats left of it).

"Without the bloke, there is no getting high."

by JohnnyPure December 15, 2008

BLOKES

Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.

Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'

by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013

Blober

A large but fat penis

I used my blober with my girl

by Mexican:taco September 8, 2016

blokey

Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"

Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"

by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006