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bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic
Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing
by Massive Legend June 9, 2018
mugGet the bloody pooftermug.

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013
mugGet the bloody sidemug.

Bloody Pi

When a postmodern artist uses their own blood or the blood of animals as paint to draw the irrational number π, or to take part in a pi project as part of a math-and-art exhibition.
An artist from the Philippines told the journalist who interviewed him that his bloody pi paintings, which symbolizes his DNA in art, aren't for sale, but the public could view them at his private gallery.
by Fasters December 22, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Pimug.

Bloody Mary

1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.

2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period
1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now

2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful
by Diamond Girl April 19, 2006
mugGet the Bloody Marymug.

Bloody Butterfly

When you eat a girl out while she is bleeding profusely out of her vagina, as a part of the menstrul cycle. When this is performed, you get a butterfly shape around your mouth drawn with the blood of her unborn children.
by AnderesTheHun November 13, 2003
mugGet the Bloody Butterflymug.

Bloody Ohio

When a girl is on their period and the boy takes the girls bloody pad and rubs it all over her then he continues to ejacualate on her well lubed body.
Man, i gave her a really great bloody ohio last night!
by MOLLZLULU September 27, 2010
mugGet the Bloody Ohiomug.

Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!
by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015
mugGet the Bloody Trumpetmug.

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