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Bike Bregador

A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.
Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving
by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010
mugGet the Bike Bregadormug.

bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
mugGet the bike sheddingmug.

bike bunny

“Yo dude look at that fine ass bike bunny!” -fred
“I know she’s hella chill too!” - juan
by beach love May 28, 2022
mugGet the bike bunnymug.

birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike
Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike
by Birt Bike April 19, 2018
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bike smut

A film festival of radical pleasure. A collection of short erotic films made by inspired cyclists from all over the world. It is creative, funny, and aware!
The Bike Smut Festival is coming to my city!
by @chulaenfixie February 14, 2018
mugGet the bike smutmug.

Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
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Humba bike

jamaican term used by kids to refer to large motor cycles
look at the humba bike its fast.
by pratt December 7, 2016
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