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This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
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