I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
Get the bake cakesmug. A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the Baked Potatomug. A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
by dragon777 July 30, 2010
Get the baking the breadmug. When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest prefrence of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music now such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.
Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along
by The AssassiNazi November 16, 2011
Get the Tune Bakedmug. When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.
Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.
Person B: Why do you say that?
Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.
Person B: Why do you say that?
Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.
by Mehoku February 28, 2018
Get the baked squaredmug. by moshjalone August 29, 2014
Get the baked brotatomug. A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
by sure-it-can January 8, 2013
Get the No-Bake Cookymug.