Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

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smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

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brag board

A Social media that has a lot of people who brags or flex all of their

Expensive Items or money on people on the internet

Instagram is a such a brag board because has a lot of people flexing

by Rockyisnotmyrealname May 3, 2019

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Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

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frog board

a game where you huck frogs at a board with nails sticking out of it, similar to darts in a way

man i totally kicked ass at frog board last night

by theghosttiger July 9, 2015

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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

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