Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

by tsddan December 30, 2023

Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013

Aidan Archer Armstrong

A 13 year old kid who is in middle school.

Aidan Archer Armstrong is in middle school.

by kidfromschool April 11, 2024

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 1, 2024

Alex Armstrong

Thy Armstrong

Alex Armstrong

by xXProxxGaymerrrrxxxX May 29, 2021

George B. Armstrong Elementary School

a school for idiots and is in chicago illinois !!!!!111!!! also dont go there its ohio but number 2!!!11111

bruh i hate the food at George b. Armstrong Elementary School, its legit prison

by a stupid psycho November 22, 2022