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Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
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Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024
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Rory Armstrong

The type of person that would brush their teeth just to drink orange juice
Rory Armstrong is super hot and awesome and cool and sexy
by Rory Armstrong December 3, 2021
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Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.
by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022
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Lewis Armstrong

A little anime nerd who gets 0 hoes and is a little ginger nonce
Oh look it's the little anime nerd Lewis Armstrong
by anonymous March 23, 2024
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Armstrong

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.
by myarmstrong July 20, 2024
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