the bitch alarm

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch

What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!

by WordMan27 May 28, 2019

alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Fire alarm

To open a girls pussy lips, and pour hot sauce inside until she screams

I gave Tiffany quite the fire alarm yesterday

by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

alari

An odd person with many personalities.
They are very strange with other people but can steal your man is an instance.

Alari has many. Guy friendz

by Muttog December 21, 2016

WTF Alarm

Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy

Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.

by Randomtwit January 9, 2011

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008