Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess

P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass

by Bambianca March 10, 2023

Agent 368

Agent 368

Agent 368 is the greatest number ever

by HermetaChris January 18, 2023

Agent Beans

A man who loves eating shit covered beans

he is a right Agent Beans

by Overallprince18 January 22, 2023

Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024

Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"

Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."

by LunarSouls4952 November 3, 2023

Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023