Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 5, 2017

Spooky Abortion

'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.

Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!

by ultrarat October 31, 2017

Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.

This product launch was a total horse abortion

by B R December 3, 2019

Soviet Abortion

A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka

My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night

by Doughyahh December 10, 2019

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021

Rollercoaster Abortion

The act of purposely riding a roller coaster while pregnant to induce a miscarriage.

Ugh, abortions are so expensive

Why not just go to an amusement park and get a rollercoaster abortion

by lil_negronian July 20, 2021