A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.
by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018
Get the Callum Wilkinsmug. A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
Get the A Callummug. He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
Get the Callummug. by Inform cal July 14, 2022
Get the Inform Callummug. by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011
Get the Callum Solamug. 
A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.
by Domestic violence November 4, 2020
Get the Callummug.