Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.

That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo

by wowzers holy July 12, 2022

Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger

Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019

Tyson

A very confident person, Tyson is well known for his funny jokes and sexy good looks. He is loyal to everybody and he is a lovable character.

Girl: Look how hot Tyson is.
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh

by showcondeez July 19, 2021

Tyson McElroy

A top high-school basketball player

Tyson McElroy is a very underrated basketball player

by 679user May 31, 2022

tyson

he doesn't fear dinosaur's

*explodes in tyson*

by poobiezzz123 May 14, 2024

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024