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Maria

A person who gossips.
Don’t tell her anything, She’s a Maria!
by Chonielopez February 4, 2020
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Maria

Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.
Eww, Maria has a cruch on you. Best to break her heart before she crushes you first.
by SilasBlack December 17, 2018
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jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve
Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool
by DarviL August 29, 2020
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maria isabelle

Maria Isabelle is a cool and chill person. she doesn't talk that much and likes boys who are older than her. kind of a creep but is rlly nice.. she is also rlly prit! good person and loves her friends and family. if you mess her up she'll fucking get you back and beat your ass up- good artist as well
by Kipland November 19, 2017
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Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.
"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."
by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011
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maria fernanda

Maria Fernanda is the coolest persom you'll ever meet. She can be weird and awkward sometimes but you can always count on her no matter what.
She has the sweetest smile and the most beautiful hair ever!
by fliphsy January 8, 2014
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Fishy Maria

A "fishy Maria" is the female version of the "Stinky Sanchez".
Sometimes for fun I give me wife a Stinky Sanchez. She does't like that so she returns with a "Fishy Maria"
by m-do November 4, 2008
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