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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.
Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020
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Failure

The name given to a group of city workers. (Similar to a group of wildcats; called a destruction, but not to be confused with a group of wildebeests; called a confusion )
Look at that failure, all dressed in orange coveralls and leaning on their shovels.

That's the third failure we've passed today; blocking traffic and all of them standing around looking in a hole.
by emohdeer October 1, 2020
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Failure

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by ThatEgyptianYoutuber December 25, 2022
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