Zoomed

Completely inundated with online meetings.

I’m zoomed out today.

by GeminiDragon April 17, 2020

Zoom World

Where technology and home regular-day activities become a part of "regular" working environments.

Zoom Host: "Team, I apologize for the delay. We're waiting on Mr. Doe to unmute his audio. Welcome to Zoom World".

Muted Participants: "Idiots".

by Anirok Emme August 3, 2022

zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.

Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.

by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021

Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021