yoga mom

A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.

Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"

Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"

by butty102 July 7, 2016

yoogooglie

The collective noun for search engines

look at the yoogooglie of search engines.

by Dev & Dave January 11, 2007

yogaroma

The smell that permeates from the inside of a yoga class. The thick mixture of smells is an amalgamation of ball sweat, bong smoke, incense, feminine odor, feet, and organic lotion. The odor is further intensified by high humidity and when the stress of the exercise causes a student to drop a stink bomb during a downward dog maneuver.

1. We wanted to have lunch at the sidewalk cafe but the yogaroma ruined our appetites.
2. Ever since my wife started taking yoga, her clothes have a yogaroma on them.

by heywoodgblowme September 13, 2013

uge(pronounced YOOGE)

the usuall- something that happens on occasion, commonly done.

going home, doing homework, you know, the uge uge(pronounced YOOGE)

by poopz mcgee October 7, 2009

Yoga

You hurt your back real bad by twisting it. We all know guys try to do it to suck themselves, butnever do, and quit. YODA is a fucking character from starwras. please die.

we know why you are doing yoga

by fff May 13, 2004

yoga

slang for weed, dope, pot, wacky tobaccee, whatever.

"hey man, im gonna go do some yoga." "lets get together and do this wicked yoga i got in europe" "hey man, can you hook me up with some yoga?"

by morgan the mighty September 23, 2005

Yoopadooka

Acknowledgment of someone else's statement and agreeing to it.

Guy #1: "Dude look at this marshmallow... It's totally crispy!"

Guy #2: "Yoopadooka!"

by Gary O December 25, 2007