Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 06, 2012
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Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention
Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles
by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023
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The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.
by LittleRune April 11, 2020
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Wobble Nectar

A term for the blue, glacier freeze flavored Gatorade.
Hey bro, when you're at the deli, can you pick me up some wobble nectar? I need some electrolytes mang...
by dickylipz April 17, 2011
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wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete November 29, 2010
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wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind
1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017
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