albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER

"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"

by amyyeahbabyyyy May 27, 2009

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

Wanker

A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.

'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.

by Bernmeister September 30, 2010

wanker

George W Bush.

Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.

by Pommydave October 3, 2003