eating watermelon

Chinese netspeak.

Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.

Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.

I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.

A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)

B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!

by fw103 August 28, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A Grammy award winning song by the talented Harry Styles

Person 1: Did you hear that Watermelon Sugar won a Grammy?

Person 2: No way! I love Harry Styles!

by hazzaniallerloulimadjmalikrule June 23, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A song on Harry Styles’ album “fine line” that is about the female orgasm

I love Harry’s song watermelon sugar

by Harry’s Watermelon October 7, 2021

Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.

"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."

by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

1. Harry Styles song

2. Literal sugar from a watermelon, such as juice

ok why the hell is this #1 on trending

I love the now song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles.
Hey, take out that watermelon sugar or the watermelon will make a mess when we eat it.

by whydid2020exist March 3, 2021

Watermelon sugar

WHY IS THIS STILL TRENDING

Person 1:Watermelon sugar-
Person2:SHUT UP

by Peepeepoopooeeericekrispy March 11, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

It's watermelon kush turned into a sugar and then smoked to feel... well, high.

Man, I smoked that watermelon sugar and now I'm high.

by Dizbaddezt September 6, 2021