white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally

"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

White Boy Customs

A person who uses their last name and is a boy within their business name.

have you tried "White Boy Customs" motorcycle shop. In Foreston MN.

by A hard worker July 14, 2023

White boy

A boy that is white, that whips a lot, makes aesthetic Instagram posts, and uses terms instead of “pretty” to describe a girl.

You are quite the white boy.

by WhiteBoy12335 October 2, 2017

White-boy

A term used when mostly white (not race specific just facts) teenaged boys/ girls or adults message a girl/boy and utter the phrase "what would you do if i was there."

Person1: im just chillin eating cereal

Person2: what would you do id i was there with you?
Person1: id eat my cereal dont white-boy me

by Lunasummers June 8, 2018

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025

white boy syndrome

Tanner Olsen

Have you seen Tanner Olsen?? He has a bad case of white boy syndrome.

by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013