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Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
by El Crispee February 21, 2022
mugGet the Vacuum fartmug.

same in a vacuum

When two things that are barely different are being compared
Operating from the left block, and operating from the right block are the same in a vacuum
by Doug Johnson February 22, 2017
mugGet the same in a vacuummug.

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit
hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner
by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023
mugGet the vacuum cleanermug.

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.
Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion
by B PUN August 31, 2018
mugGet the Vacuum Joustingmug.

Backseat Vacuuming

Make sure to vacuum thoroughly
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”
by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021
mugGet the Backseat Vacuumingmug.

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018
mugGet the Astro vacuummug.

Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.
Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.
by Meowpop February 12, 2017
mugGet the Vacuummug.

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