tracer

A Tracer is the vortex shaped trail of webster residue left in the toilet bowl after a large deuce has been flushed. As the Cosby nugget circles after flushing, its relatively heavy weight causes it to drag. Its greasy composition leaves a visible residue that subsequent flushes will not remove. A Catchers mitt can greatly alleviate the Tracer's effect. This situation will be more pronounced in individuals that consume largely Hispanic or deep fried diets.

Dude, you need to cut down on the KFC. You're leaving Tracers in the bowl!

by Horatio/Nelson July 30, 2009

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greek tragedy

When a beautiful woman has a nose too large for her face.

Man Olympia would be bangin' if it weren't for that Greek tragedy on her face!

by Jjp December 19, 2013

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tragedy vulture

Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.

Examples of a "tragedy vulture" are sheriff Clarence Dupnik, Rep. Cynthia Mccarthy

by doctorparadox January 11, 2011

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tragedy massage

a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...

Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.

(credit: CH)

by pseuDonym_name_001 May 19, 2015

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